15 October, 2010

100 kisses

this message is suitable for men out there. lol


A lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife....


DEAR Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my
sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,

J SINGH



His wife replied...

Dear Hubby ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead
of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave
him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.


Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope
I can survive the month using this balance....

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,

Kichi